There was a Rod Stewart tune a few years back called 'Some Guys Have All the Luck' which immediately popped into my pea-brain when I saw this story.  And it happened in Hancock County, Mississippi so your pea-brain can go ahead and start working out your own double-entendre's.

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The owner of a restaurant that overlooks the Jourdan River returned to her place of business while it was closed one day recently, during the day... during broad sunshiny daylight to find a man and two women having sex, "right there. In the middle of the day. In broad daylight. In front of God and everybody!' said a flabbergasted Sherriff Ricky Adam.

The business was closed for the day, the owner came in to do some paperwork, looked out the back window and there they were in all their bare glory.  And the a' trois was un-distracted from the owners footsteps and other noises she made... actually they were still hard at it when the deputies showed up.

Finally the deputies threw a wet blanket on the trio and arrested a 19 year old woman from Pearl River, Louisiana, a 26 year old Biloxi woman and a 30 year old man from Texas.

Some guys have all the luck.