Apparently there is a movement underfoot in America that wants Halloween to be on a Saturday, every year. And they are even reaching out to President Donald Trump for help.

The Halloween Industry Association (who even knew that was a thing??) is petitioning our President to move the holiday permanently to the last Saturday in October. The official title of this lobbying effort is called 'The Saturday Halloween Movement', and they are asking you to sign the petition, if you are so inclined.

Hey, I get it. I know it's hard for parents to reel the kids in on a school night after they've had 12 Milky Way bars, but do I think Halloween night needs to be moved forever? No. Don't we have more important things to worry about in America? #justsayin

Happy Halloween, y'all!