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Cowgirls Defeated 1-0
After thirty-seven minutes, UCAs Savannah Tidd hit Cowgirl net for the game's only score.
39 Year Old Man Busts Up Daughters Face
Quick thinking detectives deduced some of this happened in Calcasieu Parish, they slapped the cuffs on him, Detective Sgt. Ben Hare is the lead investigator.
Pit Bull Chomps Off Burglars Ballz
By the time police caught up and Julio's owner had pulled him off the burglar the burglar was a little worse for wear including being sans genitals.
20% Chance of New Tropical Development
While the Cajun Navy is spreading Cajun love, help and boudin to survivors of Florence, here at home we're looking at yet another potential tropical disturbance.