As a people we try every day, not to make fools out of ourselves. There is only one place where this is usually not possible: the karaoke bar. You can try as you might to resist the roar of the crowd, the dancing lights, and the sound of the microphone calling your name, but it's destined that you will eventually make it up on that stage after having five too many. You will want to pick a song that is either too long, too oddly sexual, or too painfully emotional. These are all terrible ideas, so I've compiled a list of the ten songs for you to avoid at all costs.