While the Amish completely reject most technologies, like the automobile, they apparently aren’t dead set against cellphone use. In fact, Amish man Willard Yoder used his cellphone to send 600 sexually charged text messages to a 12-year-old girl.
BuzzFeed brought us this video of a gorilla that walks like a human and we wondered: why is this so creepy? Because you have to wonder what else is going in that enclosure once the zookeepers head home. Furry knuckles hacking into NASA computers? Meth lab?