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Every time we think we have the internet all figured out, along comes something new that makes us question everything. On today's installment of Why Are You The Way That You Are, Internet? we'll be looking at Twitter's trending #WeirdThingsOnMyAmazonWishList hashtag while we rethink every decision we've ever made that has lead to this moment.

We scoured the Twittersphere for the best, or at least the most interesting and/or creepy, pathetic, and kinda frightening things people were sharing and compiled a list of the crème de la crème so you don't have to. You're welcome.

If you want to buy any of these crazy things, feel free.
We won't judge.

(We're kind of partial to the Nicholas Cage pillow ourselves, mostly for the fact that we can just run our hands over his face to easily hide our secret shame from the world whenever company comes over.)


 

INSTANT UNDERPANTS


 

CRAFTING WITH CAT HAIR


 

AMERICAN MULLET SOCKS


 

ANTIQUE BOOK TISSUE BOX


 

TOILET COFFEE MUG


 

FINGER COVERS FOR CHEESY FOOD


 

NICHOLAS CAGE SEQUIN PILLOW


 

HOTLIPS FACE HEATER


 

CANNED WHOLE CHICKEN


 

RUBBER CHICKEN PURSE


Let us know if we left off whatever weird things you're into and we'll consider adding them to the list. Don't worry, we won't credit you or anything. We'll keep your secrets safe.

We promise.