SWLA

Means we'll be seeing periodic tropical rainstorms throughout this afternoon and tomorrow with little to no notice of extra wind.

The girls mother wanted her to marry a doctor or, lawyer. You know, someone of substance, not a long-haired one-night-stand musician.

Who could say what kind of thousand year cycle of harmonic orbital phasing this is, that the earth is presently transitioning through?

From my Florida real-estate friend, "George I have some houses I've sold six and seven times in fifteen years." Storms move people.

Like Daddy always told me, 'it doesn't matter how fast you can get it to go, just make sure you can stop it". Brakes are important too.

He presented me with a Talisman with secret powers consecrated that very morning by the Dalai Lama, later he showed me the secret mountain lair of a Yeti.

Be suspicious of anyone who offers you free testing and then asks for your Medicare number. Your information can be used in a variety of related fraud schemes.

Geronimo was the final Native American warrior to formally give in, surrendering to General Nelson Miles.

Houston will be looking to spoil the party after getting off to an 0-4 start. McNeese students get free pizza and t-shirts with ID while supplies last.

If the callers really get obnoxious, you can also let them know that Texas just lifted the 101 year old prohibition of brass knuckles.

The chance of Orange X2 developing into something more tropical over the next five days is about thirty percent.

Overnight the Carolina's risk factors jumped so folks in Florida can feel a little better about already being into the hurricane snacks.