Science can create a pill to give a man an erection, but not one to give him clarity of thought. Robin Williams

The late funnyman certainly had opinions and observations on nearly everything on the planet so I know he'd have a blast with this new FDA recall of erectile dysfunction product known as Rhino 5K in capsule form.

The product, Rhino 5K is marketed as a dietary supplement for male sexual enhancement and comes in a 30 count box, and is sold nationwide via the internet. Dietary supplements, such as these, vitamins, tinnitus relief and back pills are typically sold over the internet and cheap TV commercials as dietary supplements because believe it or not, there are virtually no rules or regulations managing their sale to the general public.

It's buyer beware when you hear fabulous claims for better health, hearing, and living, and the sellers don't have to prove a dang thing to you about their dietary supplement affirmations.

But in the case of Rhino 5K, seems the cooks were actually slipping a little, uh, proven science into the capsule in the form of Sildenafil/Tadalafil which are actually FDA approved drugs for the treatment of erectile dysfunction. And, one would need a prescription to receive these formulas.

Maybe the Rhino 5K people figured word would magically spread that their ED snake oil was better'n the rest due to the tad of real medicine inside it, we'll never know as this is the only statement from the company. Men with diabetes, high blood pressure, high cholesterol, or heart disease, may be on medications that if taken with these products could lower blood pressure to dangerous levels that could be life-threatening. The products affected are men with diabetes, high blood pressure, high cholesterol, or heart disease. To date, Happy Together Inc. has not received any reports of adverse events related to this recall.

Image: Happy Together Products - FDA Recall Packaging

The name of the company is Happy Together (just maybe not this Valentines Day) and if you're a consumer with further questions about throwing away your Rhino 5K you can call them at 248-343-2013 or email them at from 9 am until 9 pm EST.

Seems the problem is; men were created with a brain and a penis and only enough blood supply to run one at a time. Robin Williams